Interview Game Part II
Friday, June 17, 2005
Rules can be found here.
1) Jai Rodriguez, Daniel Radcliffe, or Brad Pitt? No, Zeus, you can only choose one. And you must tell the other two why they are NOT being selected.
- At first I only thought you gave me one name, I had to read it three times to find the other two. On well, let's get with the dispensing of the flower. Daniel, I am sorry, truly. Someday you will be a very pretty man and someone will think you are datable. On age alone however, you are the weakest link - goodbye. Brad. Sweet Brad. I know Jim really really wants you to be gay, but you have just been with too many women for me. And I could never be with a man who cheated on his ex. Jai, you are romantic, passionate, good looking, sweet and you have a beautiful sense of humor - will you please accept this rose?
2) You decide to kill RJ. How would you do it?
- Hire the 6 Merry Murderesses of the Crook County Jail to perform the entirity of the cell block tango.
3) Congratulations! You got away with it! What (and/or whom) do you do now?
- See #1.
4) Sadly, the whole lawyer thing just doesn't work out. What do you do with your life and career now?
- Find an organization like the HRC, GLAAD, or even GPAC to hire me and devote the rest of my life to activism. Who knows, I may skip trying the lawyer thing and go straight for this anyway. I think I would also really love being a PAID queer student programmer at a major university.
5) You must move. NOW. Where would you go and who are your neighbors? The good news is that you inherit a modest amount of money, so money is not an issue (but you AIN'T a Kennedy, either, Ms. Thang).
- Ideally, no neighbors. I would buy a nice decently sized cabin in the mountains and use some of the money to buy a helicopter and invest the rest to pay the pilot's salary and upkeep on the copter. Alternatively, I hear Ellen's neighbors are selling their place.
posted by ZEUS @ 9:17 AM,
